EVIL MONKEY SPOTTED ATTACKING THE BELOVED MOO DENG, REWARD
FOR CAPTURE
EVIL MONKEY SPOTTED ASSAULTING MOO DENG. LAST SEEN IN KHAO KHEOW
ZOO. SUSPECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND THE PUBLIC ARE ADVISED TO
NOT APPROACH EVIL MONKEY, BUT INSTEAD REPORT TO THE POLICE
IMMEDIATELY.
EVIL MONKEY (ALIAS $EMONKEY) IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
DO NOT APPROACH. CA: 0x00000000000000000000000000000